the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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