When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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