do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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