i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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