I'm really into asian looking animals
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
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