there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
There are leaves in my underwear?
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