But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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