i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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