When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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