never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just forgot I was standing up.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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