I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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