Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
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