Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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