why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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