I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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