It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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