You're completely useless in the revolution.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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