awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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