Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
