walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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