i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
Randomize
