I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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