Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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