Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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