mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
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