That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i caught a guy at work today stealing condoms. i let him go when i realized that they were extra small.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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