I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Randomize
