They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
You ate ashes out of my bong
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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