My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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