she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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