If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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