There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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