We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
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