Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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