real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I need to stop coming to work sober
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
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