Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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