i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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