I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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