just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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