they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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