I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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