hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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