my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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