I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he was screaming in a recently acquired accent that he paid for delivery and they could cancel the entire order if they didn't come upstairs
I thought you said it was going to get worse not hilarious.
the delivery boy turned out to be my students mother. now she knows that i have incredibly low standards AND thanks to the fact that he still has dialup the pizza tracker was way off and she rang the bell and he answered mid bong rip.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
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