what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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