It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I am available for nakedness
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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