PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I lost the right to judge tonight
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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