Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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