I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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