I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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