i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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