did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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