I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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