But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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