id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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