In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
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